lmao

dyatlovpassingprivilege:

dyatlovpassingprivilege:
you’re a clown fr if you buy a checkmark. it’s not any less clownery if the site you buy it from admits how dumb it is.
“kjddkdjsis look they stack!!” bro you just spent $24 on tumblr. that’s a 12 pack, easy. you can drink that. want some more. get a dui on the way to the store. get sentenced to 2 months. make conversation with your cellmate. he want to move to ireland when he gets out. he’s got 18 months left. you wait for him. you start a life together. it’s humble but you’re happy. the war in ukraine escalates. nato gets involved. germany institutes a draft. lots of german refugees in ireland now. you work with one. he puts the moves on you. you’re inclined. hubby leaves you. franz wasn’t looking for something serious. you’re alone. it was all for nothing.

lindersliu:

a little comic about missing major milestones, feelings of inadequacy, fear of failure, and the brain worms of it all

savedgame:

Current tumblr users trying to “scare” off new twitter users is the same as the 2013 fandom blogger vs hipster blog war

jentlemahae:

this is sending me into another dimension

hello are any of my friends still here?

pancoleon:

mccoppinscrapyard:
edgar-allan-possum:
sztupy:
budaiproli:
dukeofedinburgh:
budaiproli:
cepn-archive:
it’s too early for this
oks
me and the boys, felsírtam
tegnapról
Flags Mashup Bot is really out here trying to start World War III
UPDATES
My fav part is that it is genuinely just a bot. All it does is take two countries, puts the 2nd country’s colours on the 1st country’s flag and mixes their names together.
Literally the only other thing behind it is that the bot weights picking the second country based on how close they are to the first, and basic geography + history means that’s also where you’re going to get the most aggressive relations. This isn’t some guy trolling by making things specifically to piss people off, it’s some guy who likes flags going “wouldn’t it be fun to mix flags together, let’s write a bot for that” and accidentally creating a whole meme culture of “days since flag mashup bot last tried to start WW3 = 0” and the like.

girlbohun-deactivated20220907:

microdosing on self-control by not writing a paragraph of response to every stupid hot take i read on this site

zelsbels-official:

roolsilver:
mapelie:
aughtpunk:
crimsonrose21:
mewwitch:
jenny-penny-art:
arealtrashact:
The first Lost Boy
oh shiiiiit you right
OOOOOOHHHHHHH I LOVE THIS
huh I wonder what this art is for oH FUCK
HOW COME THERE’S NO STORY ABOUT THIS YET
Bruh, this is canon? In the original, Peter was the only one who never aged. He murdered the lost boys when they got too close to adulthood. Hook’s whole crew is likely escaped lost boys. That’s why they hate Peter.
see, now, this is a villain disney movie that could possibly be done right.

spitblaze:

sbirb:
hot-tree:
writingwhilehuman:
seriesofnonsequiturs:
dancingspirals:
thecrystalfems:
cantabilechaos:
anonymouscomrade:
rikoy11:
bpdrotten:
i had a dream about fucking… vampire discourse on tumblr like;
“reminder that blood sucker is a slur”
“vamp-born-vamps are valid if u got bitten later in life you’re not part of the vamp community”
“support vamps who drink human blood, support vamps who drink animal blood, support vamps who drink animal and human blood”
“half bloods who are human presenting don’t belong in the community”
fantasy tumblr would be fucking insufferable
god can you even imagine
“If you only have two legs you’re human-passing and don’t belong in the fantasy community”
“What about satyrs?’
“You can wear shoes”

“Just a reminder that if you appropriate mermaid culture you’re a piece of shit”
“Actually we don’t mind because a lot of our culture comes from humans”

“Shapeshifters aren’t valid because they can be human if they want”
Oh my god it gets worse and worse
Listen Sweaty :) :) :) Bigfoots and Jersey Devils aren’t REAL mythfolk :) :) You r just confuused humans :)))

stop fetishizing incubi
stop fetishizing incubi
stop fetishizing incubi
stop fetishizing incubi
stop fetishizing incubi
stop fetishizing incubi
Yeah, you incubi think you have it bad. But gods, you wouldn’t last one fucking day as a succubus.
And I don’t care if I hurt some fey sprite’s sensitive feelings: headless horsemen are fucking gross.
Jackalopes go home. You’re just rabbits.
@scarletwitchofeastwick *mario voice* im a screaming a screaming
you’re 👏 not 👏 part 👏 of 👏 the 👏 SPOOKY+ 👏 community 👏 if 👏 you 👏 dont 👏 experience 👏 human 👏 harassing 👏 attraction
say it with me kids: not experiencing HHA or HLA (human loving attaraction) doesnt inherently make you SPOOKY+
Egalitarian. Pro-logic. Anti-stupidity. Anti-Steven Universe. Pro-Gamergate. Anti-Night Creature. Half-humans are humans. There’s only humans and fae and demons, the rest of your special snowflake monster types are made up for attention. Triggered?